Bad, Bad Equation

Toddler + 20 oz Mountain Dew + hospital waiting room =


a. an idiot grandfather with a vendetta against his daughter


b. 15 minutes of chasing a sugar and caffeine crazed toddler through a hospital floor full of ancient people who thought he was a rabid dwarf on the loose - "Get it out before it bites me!!"(direct quote) from a lady old enough to have cut Methuselah's hair


c. Complete and utter chaos


d.  All of the above plus some