Ten Rules of Jordan

This is kind of a knock off on a tshirt I've seen a few times...I'm sure you've seen it too.  Jordan has recently picked up the word mine, and it's usually screeched at the top of his little lungs.

1. If it's yours, it's mine.
2. If I see it, it's mine.
3. If I want it, it's mine.
4. If I don't want it, it's still mine.
5. If it's on a shelf in a store and is breakable, it's ALL mine.
6. If you take it from me, your sanity is mine.
7. If it actually is mine, I probaby don't want it. Yours is better.
8. If it's not mine THIS INSTANT, I will run to Grandma and cry on her leg.
9. See? Grandma said give it to me. Mine!
10. Veruca Salt has NOTHING on me. It's mine. Trust me.